Who needs bullet proof vests and life saving helmets when you can just run down to the weave shop and get cheaper protection?
1. She's still wearing the weave with the bullet gunk in it.
2. She says she's been wearing it for years and put lots o' money into it. Seriously?
3. She's still driving the car with no back windshield. Get that thing in the shop!
(Ran across this on The Redwoods' site. Thanks for the grade A entertainment!)