Yesterday, on the way out the door to work, I forgot:
and I had to go back and get each one of them 3 separate times.
After I got in my car and down the road, I realized I had forgotten the study guide I'd left on my kitchen counter to take with me to study for an upcoming competency exam.
Half way to work I realized I had forgotten to put on deodorant. (And I was the hottest I've ever been at work--naturally. I had to go outside 3 times and then stand in front of the freezer eating a popsicle.)
At 3 am, I was washing my hands in front of a mirror when I noticed I had forgotten my left earring. I was only wearing one. Nice.
So a note to my brain: Wherever you have gone, please come back. I am failing miserably without you!