It could cause you to tear the anal tissue, bleed everywhere, go into the early stages of shock, get poked 50 times, have a urinary catheter, get admitted to the ICU, and have to have a colostomy (ie, poop in a bag out of your stomach). And then...tell all your friends how you got to this point.
And then you could consider saying to your nurse, "Well I guess I won't be doing THAT again!" No, seriously? Why not? Shiesh!
Maybe this one should be up for patient of the YEAR?

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Always love reading your horror stories from work...they make me laugh in a really weird way. They also make me think twice about going back to school to be a nurse when I retire from teaching.
Awesome!!
Supposedly they had a "lost and found" in the OR of the hospital I worked for...specifically for patients like this:)
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