Monday, September 21, 2009

Revelations of Toddlerhood

1. My job as a parent is basically damage control.

2. My house is never clean longer than naptime.

3. I don't waste naptime cleaning anyway.

4. Noise, however headache enducing, is confirmation of play. Quiet is never good.

5. I no longer explain to guests why the toilet paper is loosely rerolled onto the tube.

6. The toilet bowl is like the golden standard of toys.

7. "See-food" is the daily special around here.

8. I didn't need the cover of that magazine anyway.

9. How is it that his shoes cost more than mine and they're a 10th of the size?!

10. The wet ponytail bump is "in." Someone let Stacy and Clinton know.


Amy said...


Amanda said...

I don't think my students at school even know how long my hair is because I never have time to style it. I'm bring back the topsy tail look (do you remember that? I may be dating myself). There's no telling the damage our two boys could create together!

Ben and Audrey said...

numbers: 1-4, 7, 8 & 10 are totally my life too! jack is everywhere and into everything!! i've given up trying to look cute and have that clean house everyday. owell. these days go by so fast!

Erin said...

Haha... you are too funny. I can tell I have a lot to look forward to! =)

Audra said...

Amanda--I had a topsytail contraption! Bring it back, girl!

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S. said...

This blog post = BIRTH CONTROL! I don't even like cleaning up after my cats, and really how hard is that?

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